Great Pants Keep You up at Night

I overthink pants — you should, too.

I don’t often dream but, when I do, it’s often some variation of the same thing: I’m back on some narrow Japanese street, buildings packed together even more densely than real life. Careening between stores, I dive into racks of clothes and pull out pants. Pants on pants on pants. The most amazing pants. They fit like I wish pants fit, they feel like I …